Sleek, seductive, and sexy. Who am I speaking of?

Why, my fancy new bike of course.

And his name is Don Juan.

Is he named after the seducer in Lord Byron's story?

NO.

Is he named after the most delicious breakfast taco in all of Austin, Tx, and probably the world?

YES.

If you haven't gone to Juan In A Million on E. Ceasar Chavez, you must come with...

after a nice long training ride at the crack of dawn....